want to kill everybody in the world

“Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn’t nearly so spectacular as instability. [...] Happiness is never grand.”

- Aldous Huxley

There are several ways to alleviate stress. The Indian Winter Cherry is one. Phosphatidylserine can also help, as well as tyrosine and camomile extract. Of course, nothing beats Valium. But for that you need a prescription. Thankfully, scripts are easy in Tabarnak.

Also handily accessible are other substances not necessarily found at Canadian pharmacies. Take amphetamines for example, known informally as “peanuts” or “speed”. Those empower anyone to stay awake for impossible hours: truckers, waitresses, factory workers, you name it.

Marketed for weight loss as early as the 1930s, amphetamines made dusting the mantelpiece significantly more stimulating. British housewives would clean the toilet and feel like they were prospecting gold. Imagine the climax of emptying the trash bins…